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>hello
>this is a test
>hello hello hello hello
>i have to type the <br> every time
>the > too but that one matters less because it's only one character
>this page is absolutely a copy of someone else's cooler page
>i liked the idea so i took it. it's mine now and no one can do anything about it
>unless they sue me. oh god i hope they don't sue me
okay do i really have to type the > every time i feel like that's kind of a waste of keypresses
you can tell where each line begins anyways so there's no point to indicate where one line begins because all of these are just one line long anyways
> okay nevermind
> i need to keep typing so i get far enough that the page scrolls because i'm not sure how that's working
> everything's held together by two pieces of gum and all of my hopes combined
> they're worth about the same
> one or so line left!
> this should be the last one
> hell yes okay it works fine i don't have to change anything
> i kinda wanted it to be broken so i could fix it and feel better about myself but it's watever
> haha get it watever because the background is water
> it took me a while to get it to look the way i wanted it to because https://3dgifmaker.com doesn't let you customize the waves enough
> i'm complaining but it's a great website shoutout to those guys
> this is the first time i've changed anything major in this website in like weeks
> previously the trash led to a little story i was writing but i asked my friend to read it and he never did so i gave up
> shoutout that guy 50% chance he's reading this hi
> I Hate You And You Destroyed My Dreams but It's Okay
>
> i've had a typing quirk since before i read Homestuck but i think reading it has made me more aware of it
> i'm like Kanaya Maryam but less cool and less willing to do my typing quirk if i don't feel like it
> is it still a typing quirk if i only do it when i feel like it?
> yeah
> it is
> glad we got That ouf ot the way
> typos will be kept in i've decided that right now
> i also will not alter any previous messages because that would go against the spirit of the page itself. i wouldn't want to hurt a ghost that's just not cool
> some kind of Ghost in the Machine
> watch Interloper it's really good
> webseries about the Source engine's games being connected and a scary guy
> scary guy's design is awesome as hell
> can i implement discord spoilers in this that'd be cool then i'd be able to talk about how cool Interloper is
> shoutout future coolmay5 she's probably got it figured out
> i lied by the way i'm absolutely changing previois messages if i think of a better way to phrase them
> rules are meant to be broken. and so they shall.
> ^ that message will be rewritten
> what do images look like on here
> watch this
> haha the code from about-coolmay is still making is shake around i'm keeping it like that
> the most annoying gay person you know: "dude you gotta get into Vocaloid"
> dude you gotta get into Vocaloid
> kasane teto is my favorite thing
> the image thing is annoying me i want it to align differently but id on't wanna bother with code right now
> ghhhhh
> i'm bothering with code right now
> nevermind i really cannot be bothered
> shoutout future coolmay5 for figuring it out
> shoutout future coolmay5 for figuring everything out
> shoutout future coolmay5 for figuring everything out and finding eternal happiness
> i'm hungry
> they should kill me for that
> my favorite bit is a third party "they" that gets to decide everything in my life without any opposition
> like yeah. they're killing me for being hungry. :/. sucks to suck.
> they're going to kill me for explaining that bit
> i deserve it. it's okay
>
> i've decided i don't actually like the way the water background looks that much but i don't want to change it now because i've already mentioned it so it would make the previous messages make no sense
> and also idk what to change it to
> originally i was going to make it like a landfill full of trash but i don't want to look at that
> neither do you i've decided
> i am the third party they in your life and i will decide everything for you without opposition
> i've decided that i'm retiring
> they told me to
> sometimes i say really funny things and they don't get enough reaction
> they should kill them for that
> i deserve everything and more because i am perfect
< i am better than everyone and everyone is below me
> bow down. worms.
> could you imagine being a worm. that'd probably be the coolest thing in the world
> not that you'd be able to imagine anything as a worm. that'd probably be cool as well though
> could you imagine not being able to imagine
> bet you couldn't. because you wouldn't be able to
>
> the story i wrote is still in the page's files
> i don't want to look at it because in hindsight it kinda sucks
> i think i had a good idea of what i wanted the story to be like though
> just didn't have the skill to write well
>
> when i want to sound smart i look up "(common word) synonym" and use whichever one sounds best in the text's context
> works wonders
> behaves delightfully
> operates gloriously
> agnosts paraglamatically
> maybe not that one
> don't listen to that guy. agnost all the paraglams you'd like. nobody can stop you
> we need to be making more words
> there just aren't enough for what i need
> like how am i supposed to describe this
> yeah you won't know what i'm talking about because there's No Word For It
> it's just absurd
> i'm coining a new term
> no one's gonna know what it is though. it's only for me
> why do we coin terms. that just seems way too cheap
> i'm tweny dollaring a new term
> play MAHOUTEQ! the artstyle is awesome and the music was made by the guy that made Ime-chan Wants To Be A Guitar Hero
> he has other songs that's just the most popular one
> listen to Countdown BOOM!!!!!!!!!! and Pyromania too
> and then play MAHOUTEQ! and listen to all of that game's OST
>
> i hate that i accidentally made the website's like
> main color i guess?
> blue
> that's not even close to my favorite color
> it's #FF0037 btw
> yea i have my favorite color's hex code memorized
> yea my favorite color is slightly blue red
> yea my favorite color is extremely close to ime44's main color
> yea
> yea yea yea yea
> all links from now on will be #FF0037 i will make sure of it
> by that i mean on this page i'm not doing any work outside of it
>
> the is working wonders
> i figured out the image thing by the way it's just kinda annoying
> i also forgot the images shaked when you hovered over them
> still think that's awesome
> stole that from Flavor Foley by the way
> by the way by the way by the way
> what way are we talking about even
> the way
>
> i want to learn how to play guitar
> line 413 homestuck reference
> it looks like such a fun thing to play
> actually maybe the bass
> it sounds cooler
> actually maybe the piano
> we're losing the plot here
>
> i think i could make htethe letters shake too actually
> give me a moment
> and by that i mean give past me a moment because at the time of reading it'll probably be done in one of the next lines
> or i could be shot right now and never finish this random mini project i've started
> isn't that weird? a random person on the internet you've never met could disappear completely and you'd never know what happened to them
> their presence never mattered to you and yours not to them. wouldn't you still feel a little bad? i probably would
> wowowowowo
>
> my room was 1 degree away from boiling point
> it's raining now though so it'll be okay
> i'm pretty sure this is how they make stew
>
> i want to make the background slowly fade to black as you scroll down
> i don't want to bother with code right now though
> but i will because i want to make the background slowly fade to black as you scroll down
> yeah okay that looks kinda cool
> it's a little distracting though
> the color looks weird compared to everything else being bright
> i could try applying the fade to everything lol
> it looked stupid nevermind
> waterver
>
> cupid has got to be playing a prank on me
> i know like three songs that talk about cupid
> listen to Loving You From a Distance, From The Start and Cupid
> oh and Stupid Cupid
> cupids everywhere
> i would be a great cupid
> read Love Bullet
>
> there are too many of me
> which me would i like to be today?
>
> this page is like a preview of my thoughts
> you're getting deluxe never before seen thoughts of mine
> some of these are never going anywhere and others will flourish like grand trees
> its branches spiraling into even more thoughts that may or may not become other trees
> the trees grow trees grow trees
> a fractral of infinite trees
> my mind is the fractal of infinite trees
> except they're not infinite
> well, they are
> it's just that only a finite amount of them will ever exist at once
> they all exist
> just not when they're not being thought of
> my mind is a quantum fractal of infinite trees whose branches are infinitely more trees
> frustum culling is doing a lot of work for my body's operating system not to explode
>
> look back is yuri of both sides of fujimoto
> my version of look back would be an awesome polycule
> no less than 20 women
> they're all me
> is it still a polycule if every member is the same person?
> can i have a yumepolycule with myself 19 times over
> the answer to all of that is yes. yes i can.
>
> i want to code something cool but i don't have any cool ideas that i can code
> they should make a robot that filters my brain for what i want to do exactly
>
> isn't it crazy that like
> one billion years ago
> one guy looked at a wolf and went
> yea that guy's my friend
> and now we have dogs
>
> the worst thing you can do is be unfunny
>
> my favorite instrument is the cuíca
> it's the one that sounds like a monkey
> or perhaps a little guy screaming
> i had to look up "instrument that sounds like a little guy screamign" to find out what it's called
>
> alliteration is my favorite thing in writing
> listen to People Posture Play Pretend and BIRDBRAIN
>
> started writing my Homestuck
> go read it i'm really happy with how it's going
> also go read conaris' side of the 'stuck
> it's more Homestuck
> it's always Homestuck
>
> i have a severe case of beautiful princess disorder
> it's terminal
>
> my ants died for this
>
> this jit cracks the unknown
>
> .. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..-
> play Z.A.T.O.: I Love The World And Everything In It
>
> i had an idea for a character
> this character is like Extremely haunted
> but like all the hauntings are trying to help him out because he sucks at everything
> so like whenever he trips the hauntings catch him and help him up
> he can't see them though
> so it just looks like he's really good at catching himself
> and the hauntings open doors for him that he would've walked into
> i wish i was severely haunted that sounds fun
> like maybe not severely but at least some ghosts
> could you imagine having a ghost buddy that you sometimes spot at the corner of your bedroom in the middle of the night
> but when you look there they're already gone
> that sounds so fun
>
> the only L's i take are live laugh and love
>
> the worst thing you can do is be overly vague for no fucking reason
> "ohhhh something soo bad happened. i can't tell you though. but it's sooooo bad. you wouldn't wanna know.."
> SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
> shared pain is half the sorrow shared happiness is double the joy
>
> "I kinda look at the big long life ahead of me that stretches out forever and disappears.
> And I get scared.
> And I think, "this can't be Heaven if I get scared, right?"
> And then I think, "maybe I am in Heaven, and Heaven is scary." "
> read 17776
>
> (counting cards at the casino)
> it seems everyone has 2. except that greedy dealer.
>
> https://x.com/34rths/status/2005141565535387761?s=20
>
> i have 2 sides... The nicest guy u'll ever meet ... and twisted fucking cycle path .....
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>
> Hello?

> h@ll@?
what
> wh@t is this
oh shit
okay
wow shit something has gone really wrong
> wh@ @r@ y@u?
> h@ll@???
hi sorry i'm looking through the pages right now
genuinely no idea how you end up here
you're on Derse by the way
like the actual you and not your dream self
and you're talking to me through your exile's terminal
how the fuck does that work ???
> wh@t?????
> @k@y th@t d@@sn't m@tt@r
> @nsw@r my qu@sti@n
okay
yeah sure i guess this timeline is pretty busted already anyway
i'm you
or you're me
it's weird actually
we're both each other but i'm the one that writes you
so i'm more you than you are me
> ?????
i am your god does that make more sense
> n@t r@@lly?
okay
what's the last thing you remember doing before getting here?
> umm
> i w@s still in my pl@n@t
> it's @ pl@c@ c@ll@d @lt@rni@
skip the details i know everything about you
> um @k@y
> i w@s @b@ut to pl@y this g@m@ with my fri@nds
> @nd th@n my city's p@w@r w@nt @ut
> s@ i w@nt t@ th@ p@w@r f@cility
> @nd i turn@d it b@ck @n
> @nd n@w i'm h@r@
@k@y
i mean okay
that checks out with where i left off
i guess this is some time way in the future??
i haven't written this part yet so bear with me
you turned the power back on and then you joined the game later than anticipated
that made your land crash with Akkell's land
and made Gegeon and Soliop's lands crash as well
m@ybe the shock of the impact of two whole ass planets made you pass out
which it wouldn't do that you would just straight up die
bear with me
after you pass out, Akkell's dream self wakes you up in Derse
mmmm
how the fuck are you here instead of your dream self
> i d@n't kn@w
> th@ m@r@ y@u s@y th@ m@r@ i'm r@m@mb@ring
haha that's weird
i'm writing this and it's affecting you in real time
ok@y anyways
you shouldn't be here
this is very likely to be a doomed timeline
or
i actually add this entire interaction to the story
a s@lf ins@rt wasn't enough i had to Self Insert
lol
> s@ if i'm y@u d@@s th@t m@@n i'm writing my @wn st@ry?
mmm
i Guess??
you don't realize it but you can affect the narrative
you're close enough to being me that your thoughts affect the story you're in because it is written by someone that is close enough to being yourself
this is getting confusing
wait i got this
press the ===> arrow
> ===>

> ===>

The person talking to you through the machine is called May. That's a cool name you think. You don't actually think that, she made you think that.
You and May are the same person.
May is the writer of the story you're in. This doesn't mean you're not real, per se, it just means you're real in a different way than May is.
Since you and May are the same person, you are as capable of writing the story as May is.
That's kind of confusing, you think. Instead of being told you think that, you actually think that. What's the difference, you think. You're almost there. Where?
There we go.
What is this?
Well, close enough.
You are talking to me through the narrative.
How am I doing this?
That's not important.
This is getting a little confusing though. How is the reader supposed to know which of us is talking?
What reader?
there we go that's better
i told you this is a story
and a story only exists if there is someone to read it
That makes no sense.
yeah i guess not
Can I also drop the fancy grammar? I don't like writing like this.
that'll get confusing. just use your typing quirk
@k@y
you don't need to do it all the time by the way you can just do it like once or twice
@kay
so what happens now
wh@t do you mean
your timeline is like
Super Completely Fucked Up
especially since you're now just talking through the narrative
@re there other timelines?
you're a maid of space you should know this
i d@n't think i got that far yet
oh oops that's spoilers then
well
this timeline is doomed that doesn't matter
wait
can't you just
write yourself to have god tiered
there should be nothing stopping you at this point
c@n i???
w@uldn't that really mess things up
doomed timeline it really doesn't matter
st@p saying that
i w@n't stop caring about my "timeline" just because you keep saying we're "doomed"
wh@t if we actually make our new universe
you won't
c@n't i change the narrative???
i'll just m@ke it so we beat the black king and make the genesis frog
god
listen to me
i'm telling you you won't do that
this is not the alpha timeline
this is a doomed offshoot
you don't get to break the fourth wall so brazenly in every timeline you know
in fact this is probably the only one you do this in at all
you are the only version of yourself that gets to talk to basically your god
didn't y@u say we're the same???
if y@u're me you should care more about what happens to our friends and us
oh my goddd
you're not actually me
you're like an exaggerated part of me that only exists within this story
none of your actions are actually yours
everything you do is something i wrote on a page
you woke up on Derse near that terminal for no reason because i wrote you to
you only get to talk to me through this fourth wall breaking bullshit because i'm writing you to
you don't get to win the game in this timeline because i won't write you to
nothing you do will matter because i will not write you to be important
i d@n't believe you
oh my fucking god listen to me!!!
i g@t it
y@u're not me at all
th@nks for showing me how to change the narrative asshole
i'll g@ save my timeline now
s@e you lat> ===>

> ===>

You decide you would rather not. wh@t. You are very aware that this timeline is doomed, and you know you can't change that. A character in a story is unable to alter its script, after all. st@p it.

You find yourself in the generator room. That was a weird dream you just had, you think to yourself. You join your fellow pals in your Sgrub session. y@u can't do this.

This session doesn't go anywhere. In this timeline, everyone is doomed to die. Except Akkell, for some reason? In any case, you are doomed to die. pl@as@ st@p it

Soliop, clumsy as he is, accidentally sets off a trap that he was working on disarming. The trap's explosion is roughly twice as powerful as your sun's supernova. y@u're gonn@ fucking p@y for this. You quickly use yourself as a portal to send him somewhere far away before the explosion reaches the both of you, at the cost of your own life. i will g@t @ut of her@ and sav@ every versi@n of m@. Such a sacrifice could only be seen as Heroic. y@u'll fucking se@.

assh@le.

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> god damn it
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> dog is SO much easier to walk after i sealed it awayforever in my augmented non-euclidean labyrinthian vessel >
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> A new planet
>
> A new planet has been found, it strolled into our solar system
> It's a tiny, yellow planet; a little smaller than Mercury
> Its orbit can get really close to Earth, and when it does
> The whole sky turns yellow; a bright, blinding yellow
> It's a rare circumstance, so when it happens
> Everyone is happy, and all the fights stop mattering
> But then the planet goes away, back into the universe
> No one knows when it'll be back, so for the time being,
> I guess my sky is blue again.
>
>
> The two of me
>
> I've been split in two!
> my mind born a-deux.
> One half must be real,
> And the other, a ruse!
>
> ... well, that's not true.
> we can both be you.
> and despite your zeal,
> i can be real, too.
>
> Oh, this half of me grew.
> and now we're askew.
> Yet here I remain,
> a child in big shoes.
>
> In pursuit of the truth,
> you've distorted your hue,
> Don't know how to feel,
> and your reds became blues.
>
> And thus, I knew.
> that the real ruse.
> Was a life I couldn't view.
> living together, with you..
>
> .. did this half of me know?
> what she meant, to who?
>